tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post7679115705325407699..comments2023-09-08T06:04:49.950-04:00Comments on Crazy, but the cool kind.: Customer Appreciation DayAmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01131360490841515743noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-65790640784983710672009-03-15T11:42:00.000-04:002009-03-15T11:42:00.000-04:00I only wish it were funny Simple A. This "Asude" ...I only wish it were funny Simple A. <BR/><BR/>This "Asude" and "Amyss" are playing coy. Sitting there, acting as if they're all hung over and confused all the time. We're not buying it girls. You can put on the "who me?" routine all day long but soon enough when Mark gets up (usually around 2pm on Sundays I think) I think the 3 of you are going to start turning on each other. Then the dominoes begin to fall and me and Simple and Twist and all of your other little Dumbskis are going to be sharing a big old belly laugh - at your expense! <BR/><BR/>Excuse me, I think I just got an email blast from Pottery Barn about a "can't miss" sale they're holding, be back later, gotta go!Brother Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16437217316840263899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-59901060639971309752009-03-15T10:25:00.000-04:002009-03-15T10:25:00.000-04:00Brother Chris. That was funny.Brother Chris. That was funny.Simple Answerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14822106303781479311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-77533624282667834422009-03-15T10:22:00.000-04:002009-03-15T10:22:00.000-04:00Aren't you the clever one Chris? You think you kno...Aren't you the clever one Chris? You think you know what's going on now? <BR/>That whole scheme is giving me way more credit than I deserve. But thanks. <BR/>If you want the real truth, "Oh, you wanted the truth?" I didn't get that part. Now I'll tell you the truth. I just want people to like Kid Rock. That's all. That and boxed wine. Well and yoga. Kid Rock, boxed wine and yoga, that's all I need and this ashtray.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01131360490841515743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-53366220380165451822009-03-15T08:55:00.000-04:002009-03-15T08:55:00.000-04:00Brother Chris, you do know that my real name is As...Brother Chris, you do know that my real name is Asude. For real. Shivers.Sue Jacquettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18239607998896069478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-38946726676189979572009-03-15T08:46:00.000-04:002009-03-15T08:46:00.000-04:00Mickey, Thank Ra! BroChri has not discovered the ...Mickey, <BR/><BR/>Thank Ra! BroChri has not discovered the true nature of your quadrilateral sales scam, cloaked behind the curtain that is Amyss.<BR/><BR/>-Your Humble MarionetteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-52355328470045861422009-03-15T06:18:00.000-04:002009-03-15T06:18:00.000-04:00Dear Twist,Don't lament. You've fallen into the s...Dear Twist,<BR/><BR/>Don't lament. You've fallen into the same black hole as I did and it's only been through some tireless research that I've been able to piece together what is really going on here. You see, the people that are behind this blog are aiming to distract you from any ability to think clearly during your visits to this site while they attempt to peddle their goods and services to your unsuspecting mind. The hope is that your mind, in this altered state, will interpret their "craziness" as being somehow "cool" and that you'll associate that emotion with their products. I've termed my research project "Looking into the Amyss".<BR/><BR/>Individually I've only been able to pinpoint two or three people directly linked to this scam. One is a Savant-type housewife from West Chester with a lot of free time on her hands who does a good deal of the front-work. Her cohorts are another WC woman with the same set of odd afflictions who makes entries under the innocent-sounding pseudonym of "Sue" when her real name is probably something so unusual that it would send shivers down your spine, along with some ultra-hip Metrosexual purporting to be from NYC (who knows, this clown could actually be sitting in Boise, Idaho typing away). These three and possibly others are the front-people for this campaign of "Hey, don't worry about what day it is, just go with the flow, ride our Magic Carpet (buy our products!)". This type of Viral Marketing campaign is becmoming more and more common in today's cash-strapped economy, but to disguise it as this friendly neighborhood chat-fest is something more nefarious altogether. I'm not 100% sure but here are the Corporations and/or Special Interest Groups who I believe are the real power behind CBTCK:<BR/><BR/>1. A Yoga Academy (unidentified)<BR/>2. iTunes<BR/>3. A Traval/Vacation Service<BR/>4. A consortium of liquor dist's<BR/>5. Big Tobacco<BR/><BR/>Well folks, the cat's out of the bag now. Me and Twist and the others are on to you now. You'll have to go back to the drawing board and come up with some new set of even more creative schemes if you want our business. Just look at the title of this post "Customer Appreciation Day"! How stupid to they think we are?Brother Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16437217316840263899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-81948114420204679922009-03-14T20:32:00.000-04:002009-03-14T20:32:00.000-04:00Is it Friday again? I'm so confused.Is it Friday again? I'm so confused.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4810360282928932405.post-31593350385205012532009-03-14T16:55:00.000-04:002009-03-14T16:55:00.000-04:00Of course it should be about you! Kathy is genius!...Of course it should be about you! Kathy is genius! I've missed you! Now I'm going to have to play catch up with the bazillion posts I missed! I'm almost unpacked & ready to return to civilization...and hey--let's meet in Boston ASAP (it's an hour and a half from me--door to door! <BR/><BR/>For real, how you been??? Missed you! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com