See God Kai

After much deliberation I have decided it is Jimmy crack corn. Not Johnny as I originally posted. Regardless there is enough corn for both Jimmy and Johnny and all their friends.
We recently stopped to get gas and are quite sure we saw Sammy the Bull Gravano buying a corn dog in the convience store. Don't tell anyone.
On another note. If anyone watches John from Cincinatti can you tell me if anything happens to Shaun? We are going to miss it.

Did you know?

that Casey Kasum was still alive? Now maybe I have been living under a rock but I had no idea this guy was still around. He is and he sounds exactly the same. You will never guess the hit that made it to number one that we heard him announce. Billy Don't Be A Hero. I haven't heard that song since the late 70's.

Here is a picture of Saige work. We are so proud.

We are in Nebraska now. We are in the beginning near Omaha so we are going through citys and stuff. It's nice because, nothing against Iowa, but I had about had it with all that corn. I have no idea who eats all that corn. Do you think there are more grains of sand or corn kernels on the earth? Food for thought.

And so it goes....

Johnny crack corn and I don't care. I have never understood that song but I think I get it now. You all need to drive through Iowa to understand it yourselves. I would be taking the fun out it for you were I to explain it now. So there you have it.
We are at the point of our car ride where everyone starts to go a little crazy. Marc is headbanging to The Twightlight Zone. Chase is nursing a hurt finger now. He claims Saige broke it. We of course don't believe him. After all she is a healer.
At one point Marc lost his cell phone. As you can imagine all hell broke loose. First he searched all around the seat, like he had ants in his pants. Then he decided to call it from his other cell phone. Phwee, it's in the car. We can hear it. He lets it go for a little bit, just happy he didn't leave it at the gas station. After a while he asks Saige to reach it under his seat. This is not as easy as one might think because she obviously has a ton of stuff at her seat. There is a lot of huffing and puffing and "Ow's!" as she tries to reach it. Marc says, "Just forget it!" "NO!, I have to get it!" Marc pulls over. Saige retrieves the phone. All is well in the universe again.
Marc just gave me the Monica and Ross top secret arm motion that they used on their parents when I read him my little excerpt.