Where Azerbaijan is? Did you even know it was a country. We didn't. Okay, yes, admittedly, we're morons We own that. But still, come on, be honest, did you know about this country? No one's ever mentioned this to us. Until, today. We were innocently drinking our non salted, correct teaspoon filled coffee that Lisa concocted Not the make me puke kind I whipped up yesterday. We were so happy. Sitting there, feeling satisfied, lucky, and jacked up on caffeine. BA comes out, with a pop quiz, disguised as conversation. Unwittingly, we engage. She brings up someone we met in Kas, they are from Azerbaijan. "Where's that?" we ask innocently, thinking it's another coastal town in Turkey. Um. NO. She looks at us with disdain and disgust and says, "This is not a geography lesson;" Seriously, both of us assume, she doesn't know either, because remember, we have only a half a brain between us. "It's a country, you idiots," she says. We look at each confusely, and say, "huh, nope, never heard of that one. Must have been absent on Aberbaijan day." Seriously.Lisa says, "We only made it to Europe in High School and then we graduated." Once again we are idiots. BA is in disbelief. We get a big geography lesson. It's near all those stan countrys. Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan, (you know the big one, we carpet bomb everyday). So listen, do we really need to see a mosque or some ancient ruins, wouldn't our time be better spent perhaps looking at a map. Knowing something. The truth though, did you know about Azberbaijan? Answer anonymously if you want, we own our stupidity. We need to know. Be honest. Hey, anonymous, meeting the dalai lama today, did you know? Smarty pants? We'll still be your friend.
Ba is the tall smart one.