Friday, August 22, 2008

Answer Carefully.....

Could she be my daughter?

This is Rachel. Rachel is 13 years younger than me. One time in the grocery store we were together and the check out girl asked if she was my older sister. I laughed so hard I think the guy in the deli heard me. I of course, said, "Yes, she is my much older sister." Now Rachel will swear up and down that she was "slow." I disagree. I think she was as sharp as a tack.
So today she's here with me cause we're going to see Kid tonight (have I mentioned that before?) So first we go to the gym, work out. Yes admittedly I have on no make up and I'm sweaty, but so is she and she's got some sort of Alfalfa sprout cut into the top of her pretty head. She's looked better. Next we go to get our nails done. She's across the room from me and starts giggling. Her nail woman has asked if we were SISTERS, she answers, "Yes, that's my much much older sister." Then she starts looking at me and laughing. I asked her what, she told me the woman asked if I was her older sister. Which is not what happened. I scowled at her. Then I made an undercover somewhat rude gesture and laughed. Now my nail girl hadn't even looked at her, she had her back to her. (Rachel's yelling, "Yes she did." but it's my blog, and I'm saying she didn't). My girl asks me, "Do you know her?" I reply, "Oh yes, I know her way to well." WITHOUT LOOKING UP she says, "Is she your daughter?" Um, no tip for you. Sorry. Piss off.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is NOT okay! She does not look like your daughter. It's hard to tell from a picture, but you both look to be about the same age to me (and don't worry, I won't ask you to give that up!) You're both gorgeous anyway, so what's it matter, right? Have fun tonight! :)

Meredith said...

Soooo jealous about the Kid Rock thing...you must must must let us know how much fun it was.

As for your 'sister' ...can I tell you that you look the same age without insulting Rachel? Well, ya do in this picture anyway.

Simple Answer said...

How about I take the neutral stance - you look like you could be related.

Kid Rock! I can't wait to hear all about it!

Anonymous said...

Have fun..... you really have me warming to the idea of NO MORE KIDS. Damn you seem to have a lot of fun.

MereCat said...

What a broad range of interpretations! Sister, daughter, older younger. Damn! Y'all are confusing the hell out of me already!

Unknown said...

FUNNY! I get that from time to time with people asking if my 12 year younger sister is my daughter... hello depression... then again We've been asked if we are twins