Thursday, October 2, 2008

My Own Little Skit (not really mine)

I promise. I am not going to write one word NO MATTER WHAT nonsense is spoken tonight. I will leave that to the Saturday Night Live people. I do have to post one little thing, that made me laugh kinda hard. I am admittedly a Facebook person. It's fine. My friends are funny, so is my husband. They make me laugh. So this was a little "wall to wall" conversation that went on between Marc and Rachel. It entertained me. It started with some disgruntlement from Marc of our current situation in our country..........

Hey Marc! I feel ya. I can't believe that speech. Lately, I feel like I just don't even want to pay attention to all those politics anymore. They're such idiots! I can't wait to get my vote in. I loved the statement that Hillary and Sarah made. That was awesome! Did you catch it on SNL? It really gave me a lot of good insight on which way I'm leaning. Go Hillary! Wait, she's running, right?

Marc is.......thinking of running for president. How hard can it be?

Marc, that's a great idea! I think you'd do a great job! Hmmm. Could I be vice pres? I think with my political background I could really help your campaign. To the left, to the left. How bout it? When is the election again?

We can have you all up to speed by November and I don't think Sarah Palin can cut hair.Your in!!!!

What can she do? Who the heck is Sarah Palin? Is she your friend on facebook?

10 comments:

Dave Samuel said...

After reading this (and wiping the tears of laughter from my face) I am taking Rachel on the road. Burns had Gracie Allen, Laurel had Hardy, Lemmon had Matthau, Abbott had Costello, Dean Martin had Jerry Lewis, Bill had Ted, should I go on,....but this duo can sell out the house. Rachel, Sarah Palin has nothing on you, but I am pretty sure you were being your usual funny self (and quite cute I might add) while Palin will prove tonight, she should be working at the Limited, maybe, only if people paid with exact change. Pack your bags, You and Marc and playing The Garden on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. I didn't even realize how funny that was until today! I'm laughing so hard! Can you imagine? Everyone in the White House would be up to date and fashionable. Juno that would be awesome! Cause, when you look good, you feel good! It's that simple. That's my stance. I've got to be completely honest now. I'm no Hilary Clinton, but I have a great approach to all the negativity on the planet and it starts with a complete makeover! Fun! Right? I mean, come on! We haven't had a descent-looking senate, congress, peeps in the W house.... Can I get a Holla?! It all makes perfect sense to me. I would love to start with haircuts for all of them! Then we'll go shopping. I'll give them lots of great reading material. VOGUE, GLAMOUR, oh there's so many. I can just see it now. We'll hire a trainer, plastic surgeon, etc. Then, lazy America will see how much happier one can be with a simple "makeover," that they'll all come on board. When we're all looking our best, the bad vibes will be gone. Juno, cause we're feeling great about ourselves! Then, all our troubles will just work their way out. Right? "This isn't just some imaginary craziness! It's just the law of attraction. Ssssh! It's our little sectret!

Love Paris

Anonymous said...

Juno, I think you may have to stop writing this blog (for a bit), and find some sane friends! I mean, I'm just saying! That Paris seems like a cook! She lives in La La land. Dave, thanks for the support. I've got big pins with my pic on it. I've attached these pins to really cool jean jackets. You've got the first one baby. Juno, the 80's are still a little in, going out soon. Nonetheless in now. Your gonna look awesome in your Rachel fan club, I mean proud supporter of the Schramme campaigne authentic jean jacket with a rachel button! How excited are you?

Amy said...

Dave, Right? She's so funny. They both are.

Paris- You are so smart, why didn't this ever occur to anyone before? You never hear of any big problems with Sweden, do you think it's cause they're all feeling good about themselves?

Juno, I know Paris and she is no cook! A kook maybe, I'm just sayin' Send me a jacket, it's cold outside baby. I miss you.

Christy said...

Hahahaha...that's the best!

Simple Answer said...

Have you seen Tina Fey as Sarah? Now I can't seem to separate the 2!!!

Sue Jacquette said...

Rachael, I read everything you write on facebook. I'm like your stalker because you crack me up every time. I really think you missed your calling. You should take that act on the road!

Anonymous said...

They would totally have my vote, and those of the Alaskan Wildlife!

Can I be their Secretary of State? Afterall, I have been to Dutch Wonderland at least three times.

Kathy S. said...

Okay, that last comment was me - I forgot to sign it in my excitement to serve my country as the S o' S.

Lula! said...

The debate was last night?

Oh yeah...I'm in Vegas. With sassy, sexy shoes. And Wayne Brady.

Just sayin'.