Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Countess, Duchess? Whichever...

I know this is no where near the designated 24 hour alloted period of the "Crazy But the Cool Kind" time. I try so hard to stick by this so I can follow along with my fellow human race. Because if there is one thing I strive for (and my nearest and dearest) can totally attest to this, is the thing I work hardest for is to appear "normal." Really, it's what I care most about. What others think. Not.
You know who else doesn't?
Those crazy ass "housewives" or what ever they are of NYC. Straight up whack. I'm sorry, I need to throw this out there but is Kelly on some sort of new narcotic that hasn't been released to the public yet? Seriously? First of all, I think I missed the first couple episodes but who is she anyway? Is she someone famous that I don't know? Should I be reading some early morning celebrity website to figure this out (yes I'm talking to you). I don't get it. Sure, she's pretty, in that maybe/maybe not a transvestite sort of way but other than that, who is she?
For those of you whose dogs don't watch RH of NYC you might want to skip this and read my enlightening "I'm Itchy," post found below. BUT...for those of you who do, let's chat. Kelly-yay or nay? What about when she said that child having arthritis was "cute." Um...okay Missy, let's quit while you're not ahead. You don't need to go from there to inviting Bethany out and acting a fool too. Or is it a pre sweeps things? Maybe it's just a hook?
I don't get it though. For real. What was our newest character, Kelly trying to say at her meeting with Bethany? She said a couple things but nothing completely made sense except for the fact she just didn't like her. Oh well. As I stated in the previous post, I am itchy, perhaps if I could find out what she is on I could bypass that and go straight to kooky. I think that's better than itchy but I'm not positive... Honestly though, didn't she seem a wee bit out of it as she was stumbling over her answers. Bethany totally won that little cat fight. If there were t-shirts I think "Team Bethany" would be the big seller.

And as much as I think I have said enough already, there's Simon. Oh for Christmas sake, Simon. I don't like to give any category a bad name, but hello serial killer. He is just one basement dungeon away from a thriller. I'm just sayin'. Wouldn't it be so crazy if he was pulling it off while taping a tv show? God! What idiots those producers would look like. I think I visibly cringed last week when he and that odd wife were at a clothing store and he gestured AND said on national tv, "So, the hem sits right below your breasts." Simon! Please! Stop it, you're crazy and weird and you make my skin crawl. Ramona with the eyes is right, you're creepy.

I don't need to start in on Ramona. She's kinda jumpy but at least she's honest. Honest in a crazed out for blood type of way, but she doesn't like Simon so she's got something going for her. She is "nice" though. Okay, Ramona, let's just go with that.

I think I should just leave it that. Am I the only who, I mean, whose dog, watches this?

12 comments:

Sue Jacquette said...

Maybe you're not sleeping because you are putting way too much thought and energy into trashy tv?

Amy said...

Oh no, it's the other way around. I'm putting to much thought into trashy tv BECAUSE I'm not sleeping.
Follow along Baby. You're so pretty. :)

Kathy said...

Okay, so the Sixers won the game and, therefore, I got control of the remote. I tuned in RH of NYC for the first time. Kelly? I wanted Bethany to smack her back to NJ and put us out of our misery. Needless to say, I lasted until the first commercial break and continued my mindless surfing.

Jules said...

I've been told I need to watch it because I would like it. But Hubby and I don't have cable....because I'd become addicted to too many shows. FOR SURE!

Lora said...

my cat hasn't had this on lately. but i miss it.

Kathy said...

I love the new background!

Sue Jacquette said...

Page Six had this article today:

IT'S desperate times for the "Real Housewives of New York City." Yesterday we broke the news that Countess Luann de Lesseps was splitting from her count. Now come whispers that Ramona Singer, the highly-caffeinated maker of religious jewelry, is persona non grata at her daughter, Avery's, school. One parent at Sacred Heart said, "All of us and the school are very embarrassed by Ramona's actions on the show. The school has asked her to take Avery off the show, but she refused. Now no one wants to be near Avery because they don't want to be associated with the show." A rep for Bravo declined comment. Meanwhile, listings have been posted with Corcoran for not only the de Lesseps' Bridgehampton home, but for "Housewife" Kelly Bensimon's Further Lane "cottage" as well. Bensimon (who was in court yesterday, Page 17) wants $10.9 million for her four-bedroom place while the count and countess want $9.5 million for their six-bedroom manse.

Sue Jacquette said...

Look at your pretty new blog, baby!

Amy said...

Thanks Suzy, my Mommy did it. :) She makes my Crazy Cool.

Anonymous said...

THIS is why I love you, little mouse.

Kathy said...

So it's a lazy Sunday. Soccer games are finished; dinner does not need to be made yet. What to do? Channel Surf and find RH of NYC. I guess that I, I mean my cat, had missed the episode that Amy talked about. Okay, sign me up for "Team Bethany." Who is Kelly anyway? And why am I watching Ramona's husband play tennis? I probably wouldn't watch my own play, if he even played. Oh well.... Ooo, commercials are over. Gotta go.

twist said...

For obvious reasons, I hope you have your laptop with you in NYC.