A Stellar Idea

I don't really believe in time change. Well, I guess I do, but not at 2 am the morning "they" say it. I wake up and look at the clock on my cable box. That will say 11.30. No, it will say 8.00. I think, "That's odd. That's not what time I wake up." So I look at my night table clock. That says 7.00. The real time. That will continue to be what I think until about Thursday when I accept time change.

I'm gonna be like Sue and propose a new idea. Now, I know her ideas are all high falootin, figuring out ways to save our country money and get those pesky prisons a little less crowded, you know, "fixing the system." My idea isn't quite so lofty, but I think it will appeal to WAY more people. People who might not want to live next door to her pardoned mass murderers. I'm kidding Sue. You know I think you are brilliant. So here we go. Instead of changing the clock a whole hour at a time. Cause that just throws us off. Let's start sixty days ahead of time and change it a minute each day! You know, like say on January first at 2 am it could actually be 2.01am. Then January 2nd at 2.01 am it will be 2.02am. See where I'm going with that? It wouldn't be like taking our medicine all at once. We could spread it out. No one would even notice the time change.

I know there are some slight glitches in my plan. Like, for instance, people can be stupid. They can forget to turn off their blinker if they haven't taken a hard left. How on earth are they all going to remember to change their clocks one minute at at time? My answer? Who cares about them? They're dumb, like Mickey. Tell them to go watch the Housewives. The rest of us totally got this one. They can pay the piper at the end, they'll never know the difference.
Word Up.